giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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