He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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