Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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