3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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