I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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