im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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