If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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