guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Green mimosas i think yes
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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