i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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