Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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