i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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