Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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