come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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