Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm sobbing to NWA
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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