plz talk dirty to me
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
