We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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