WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
