Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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