Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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