lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
cat food counts as protein by the way
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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