K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I have aggressive nipples.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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