Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We have started to decorate penises.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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