obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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