if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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