i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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