gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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