Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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