I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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