she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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