Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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