I puked a lego.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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