3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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