Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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