Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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