i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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