Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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