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forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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