you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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