you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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