You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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