So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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