ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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