If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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