If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I currently don't understand fingers.
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