big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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