I CAN MOONWALK!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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