I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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