everyone is single if you try hard enough
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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