and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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