Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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