whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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