when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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