we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
if only i could text you this smell
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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