"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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