You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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