I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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