There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
it glows. i had to have it.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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