eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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